Sunday, January 16, 2011

Golden Globes - And the Winner is...

8:52pm - Oh good. A standing ovation for Michael D.

8:54pm - Lol. Michael Douglas cracking jokes about cancer. "There's gotta be an easier way to get a standing ovation." Drum roll please...

8:55pm - Social Network. Wow. Again, I am surprised. I guess this really means that I need to see it. I mean, I know that it has 97% on Rotten Tomatoes, so it has definitely met the 15/85 test.

Golden Globes Segment 13

8:46pm - YAY!!! I really love Colin Firth. He's absolutely brilliant and fantastic.

8:48pm - Woah! Guy Pearce! He would play the Nazi-sympathizing brother to King George.

8:49pm - Colin Firth's wife is gorgeous in person. She had the most incredible hat on when I saw her.

8:50pm - The final stretch. After this, I have to watch some Chuck.

Golden Globes Segment 12

8:32pm - Where is Leo? Why isn't he introducing Inception? Although I have to say that this guy has come a long way since 10 Things I Hate About You.

8:33pm - Natalie Portman. I'm happy for her. Could they have put her in a worse spot though? Poor her having to squeeze through all those seats with her baby bump. I'm not a fan of the dress. Lol. She's insane. Making jokes about her boyfriend (fiance?).

8:37pm - Ricky's back. I really can't tell if Hollywood likes him or loathes him. Maybe they like him until he crosses them.

8:39pm - The Kids Are All Right. It's got a great cast. Mark Ruffalo. He's got great hair. And I will never forget his great performance in Zodiac.

Golden Globes Segment 11

I skipped Segment 10 and did Segment 9 twice. My bad...

8:24pm - Will Johnny Depp win? and if so, for which movie?

8:25pm - Paul Giammatti. Gimmick. I still need to see Fred Claus. Godiva chocolates! What is he even rambling about?


Golden Globes Segment 9

8:14pm - The Social Network. That was a surprise. But I'm quite thrilled that Christopher Nolan didn't win.

8:16pm - January Jones! Talk about the ultimate cleavage triangle.

8:17pm - AHHHHH! WHY? A little bit of me just died. I don't even know what to say.


Golden Globes Segment 9

7:47pm - White Collar's Matt Bomer! I can't wait for it to come back on this week. And he is just so beautiful.

7:48pm - Oh good. I was concerned when the announcer couldn't even get the name out she was so excited that it would be pepperface from Glee. The Big Bang Theory. Can anyone tell me anything about it?

7:49pm - The stars look bored to tears. And Jon Hamm is so gorgeous. I'd be one of Don Draper's mistresses.

7:49pm - JEREMY IRONS!!!! He really has such a sexy voice. I stayed in Westminster Abbey for at least an hour longer just to hear him narrate. Apparently I'm not the only person who thinks Jeremy Irons is wonderful.

Golden Globes Segment 8

7:36pm - In a Better World. Denmark just decided to sneak in there and take it.

7:38pm - The King's Speech. I really can't wait to see it. And I love the Brits.

7:40pm - Yes. Crazy Rachel doesn't win.

Golden Globes Segment 7

7:23pm - Kenneth. He's so stupid.

7:25pm - The Social Network. I guess I need to go see it. I mean, if it's the movie of a generation, I don't want to feel left out.

7:28pm - "Elite is not a bad word!"

7:29pm - That's not Julia Stiles. Jane Lynch? Seriously? Am I the only person out there that doesn't like Glee? Am I the weird one? Because if liking Glee equates to being cool, then I guess I don't want to be cool. Lea Michelle really needs to get a hold of herself. I need to watch the Arrested Development episodes where Jane Lynch is Pop-Pop's love interest.

Golden Globes Segment 6

*My mom just emailed me wondering why I hadn't posted during the last half hour, so I will go back to posting the individual segments.

7:09pm - Who will be the Hollywood icon? Stalone. Ok. I can see that.

7:10pm - The Fighter. I'm sure it's fantastic while having the potential of being over-the-top serious.

7:11pm - Could this chick be any more dramatic? "THE PILLARS OF THE EARTH!" Al Pacino is the winner. Gimmick.

7:15pm - Again with the drama - The Pillars of the EARTH. Clare Daines. Congratulations. My eyes are burning from how bright her dress is. But that doesn't mean I don't like it.

Golden Globes Segments 3, 4, 5

6:30pm - Helena Bonham Carter! That was some hairdo.

6:33pm - Kevin Bacon's a midget. Or else the chick is a giant. Steve Buschemi. I should have know. Sidenote - he was great in Fargo.

6:35pm - Table 114. Martin Scrocese. I definitely need to check this out.

6:36pm - Boardwalk Empire! I knew it would sneak in and take the win. Why do I feel the need to be loyal to SterlingCooperDraperPryce?

6:38pm - "Holy effing crap!" Scrocese in London producing a movie? Intriguing.

6:39pm - Angelina fixing Brad's tie. Tender.

SEGMENT 4
6:44pm - Steve: You need a haircut chick! (In reference to Tangled).

6:47pm YES!! My first correct prediction. You Haven't Seen the Last of Me! I knew I couldn't go wrong with Cher.

6:48pm - Christina A has really porked out in the last few years.

6:49pm - Social Network - Original Score.

SEGMENT 5
6:55pm - Justin Bieber. I wonder what will happen when his balls drop and he no longer has his famous voice.

6:55pm - The Illusionist looks fantastic! Why haven't I heard of it before now?

6:56pm - Toy Story 3 - I'm glad to see that Tom Hanks has gone back to his roots and become a comedian again. Hopefully this decade he won't take super serious roles and bore us all to tears.
6:57pm - Brad and Angie - they just look so happy.

6:59pm - RDJ. I really love him.

7:01pm - Annette Bening! Yay! She's so great. I love that everyone gave her a standing ovation. And I love her dress. It's really gimmicky and age appropriate. Mark Ruffalo! Annette Bening and Warren Beaty are still together! there is hope for Hollywood marriages!


Golden Globes Segment 2

6:16pm - I'm starting to get bored "tweeting" this.

6:17pm - Carlos. Again, I've lost. But Carlos looks fantastic. I need to look into seeing it.

6:20pm - Ashton Kutcher's dad. That's funny.

6:22pm - I should have seen Red.

6:22pm - What is that dress? Leighton Meester. What were you thinking?

6:23pm - Should I start watching Hawaii Five-O? ahh. Glee. I'm not sure what to think. At least it is the one character that I like. So I suppose I should take comfort in that. The co-stars are more emotional then he is! Get a hold of yourselves!

UPDATE

Christian Bale is British! I had no idea.

Golden Globes Segment 1

I really love the Golden Globes. It just looks like such a party.

6:00pm - Ricky Gervais. I know that some people just don't think he's funny, but I think he's hilarious. I'm happy to see that they still have the same gimmick music. Charlie Sheen - Breakfast.

6:01pm - Rubbish. It's a funny word.

6:03pm - He drops truth bombs. And I can feel the tension in the room. Steve Buschemi is really weird looking, but a great actor.

6:04pm - Mel Gibson jokes. Still funny and not too soon apparently.

6:06pm - Christian Bale is the winner. I failed. Maybe I should do a double feature of The King's Speech and The Fighter tomorrow. And now that I know Christian Bale is actually British, I'm much more impressed with his Batman voice. Strange bromance between CB and Mark Wahlberg.

6:08pm - He's still going. "Stop censoring me!!"

6:09pm - Claire from Modern Family - I like her dress. Katie Segal. I lost once again. I clearly am not doing well at all. Although I have to say I wish they would show a little clip of whatever they are nominated for.

6:12pm - The music means you're supposed to stop talking.

6:13pm - Commercial Break


Pre-Show Red Carpet Interviews

5:30pm - I love Amy Adams' dress. Justin Bieber is a douche. And I wonder how long this red carpet pre-show has been going on...

5:31pm - Robert Pattinson is a bigger douche than Justin Bieber - just with a funny voice. Cheers!

5:33pm - COLIN FIRTH!! He really is so gorgeous. "Mr. Firth..."

5:34pm - Kevin Spacey is an American treasure. He did a great job in the stage play I saw in London.

5:35pm - Kevin, you're boring me to tears.

Sidenote - I can't wait to get the US Weekly this Friday to see all of the dresses. It's always interesting to see if I like the same ones as the majority of the population. I will be sure to post my Top 5 (or 10) dresses of the night...along with the worst.

5:40pm - I'm so happy that Michael Douglas is doing better. His voice does sound a little different though.

5:42pm - Jennifer Love Hewitt's dress is horrid! She's still stuck in the 90s.

5:43pm - Woah woah woah...why is Christian Bale talking in an accent? Am I missing something here? Is he staying in a role or does he actually have an accent?

5:44pm - Michelle Williams - epic fail on the dress. I realize you like to be indie and all, but that dress just does not work.

5:45pm - Who's the biggest douche of the last decade? Carson Daly? I think yes.

5:49pm - Anne Hathaway. She's so annoying. And it looks like she's lost quite a lot of weight. I'm not feeling the dress. The shoulderpads are a little odd.

5:50pm - I'm happy that RDJ pulled his life together and stopped being a junkie.

5:51pm - Jimmy Fallon. He's not actually funny, but at the same time he's hilarious.

5:53pm - Technical Difficulties. For NBC, not me.

5:55pm - Whatever this strange lizard animation movie with Johnny Depp and Isla Fisher is, I'm strangely intrigued.

5:56pm - Rango. Thant's the movie.

5:57pm - We are so close! I can't wait. January Jones - "Banging body."



Golden Globe Awards Predictions

I feel like a total fish out of water because I have only seen four or five of the movies that are up for nomination, and there are a few new TV shows that I haven't gotten around to watching yet, but I am still going to make some predictions for tonight.

Best Motion Picture - Drama
I've got to go with The King's Speech to support my man Colin Firth. The only one of the movies up for nomination that I have seen is Inception, and I hope beyond hope that it doesn't win. Sure, it was an entertaining movie, but it was purely a summer escape movie. Even though I haven't seen the other movies, I can guarantee that at least one of them is better than Inception. (FYI - I am seeing The King's Speech tomorrow seems as how it has finally been released in my local area.)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama
I'm going to narrow it down to Natalie Portman in Black Swan and Nicole Kidman in Rabbit Hole. I've heard that both Portman and Kidman's performances are among their best, but I'm going with Natalie Portman for the win.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama
James Franco's portrayal of Aron Ralston getting stranded in the middle of Utah was one of the most disturbing performances I have ever seen. It just goes to show that Franco is incredibly talented in that he can be playing the funniest drug dealer of the decade one moment and then switch to sawing his own arm off and making it seem realistic the next. Not to mention his stint on General Hospital as a serial killer named Franco. With that said, I have to go with my man Colin Firth. I will forever be under his magic spell since seeing him in London.

Best Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical
It's embarrassing that I've seen more movies in this category than in the Drama category seems as how I'm a super serious individual. I saw Alice in Wonderland - which was entertaining, but a little disappointing - and The Tourist - which was a pleasant surprise. To those of you that didn't like The Tourist, let me just ask you this one question: Did you go into the movie expecting a serious spy action film, or did you realize that it was a comedy? If you went in thinking it was going to be an action film, then of course you would be disappointed. As for the winner tonight, I'm going with The Kids Are All Right. I wanted to see this, but I just never got around to it.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical
Even though I didn't see it, Annette Bening for The Kids Are All Right. Please don't let it be Googly-Eyed Anne Hathaway.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical
Johnny Depp - Alice in Wonderland. He and Tim Burton have such great chemistry and I always look forward to any collaborations between the two. And Depp's depiction of the Mad Hatter was one of the highlights of the movie.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Amy Adams - The Fighter. I want the Ginger to win. And I'll have you know that my brother and I spontaneously decided to go to The Fighter one Friday, but ended up not going when we realized that the next show was in three hours. That wouldn't have been very spontaneous and would have lost all gimmick value.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
This is a tough one. The field is full of great actors. The only performance I saw was Jeremy Renner in The Town (fabulous film BTW), but I doubt he will win. I would say Christian Bale for The Fighter or Geoffrey Rush for The King's Speech, but I wouldn't be surprised if Michael Douglas got the award after beating his throat cancer. Final prediction: Geoffrey Rush.

Best Animated Feature Film
I didn't see any of these seems as how I don't have any children, but I heard everyone rave over Toy Story 3, so I'll go with that.

Best Foreign Language Film
Russia's The Edge

Best Director - Motion Picture
Darren Aronofsky - Black Swan. If Christopher Nolan wins, I am going to be beyond disappointed in the Hollywood Foreign Press. The guy relies way too much on dramatic music to create tension.

Best Original Score - Motion Picture
I'm narrowing it down to Hans Zimmer and Danny Elfman, with the final prediction Danny Elfman.

Best Original Song - Motion Picture
hmmmm... You Haven't Seen the Last of Me sounds promising.

TV NOMINATIONS!!! Finally (to all that don't know, I'm a TV junkie).

Best Television Series - Drama
I love Dexter, Mad Men and The Good Wife. The only reason I'm hesitating on predicting Mad Men is that I have heard some praise for Boardwalk Empire and I could see that sneaking in at the last moment. In the end, I'm rooting for my peeps at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Drama
Julianna Margulies - The Good Wife

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Drama
I love me my Jon Hamm. However, I'm going with Brian Cranston for Breaking Bad.

Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical
Modern Family. It's disturbing how much the Dunfey's remind me of my own family. And if Glee wins, I might go insane. I hate to break it to all you Glee lovers, but the show isn't actually good, and the renditions are mediocre at best. Finn looks like he walks around with a stick up his butt, and he is a horrible singer. Rachel is absolutely insane. The only character that I really like is Kurt, and I think it's more because he reminds me of a friend from high school. So the lesson is, if you like Glee, reach deep down into your soul and ask yourself if you actually think it's good. When you watch it, does that hour fly by or does the time never seem to pass? And 30 Rock, sadly, is not nearly as funny as it has been in seasons past. Where is Tracy Jordan saying, "Would you like some grenadine or some fried rice?"?

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical
Even after me just dissing 30 Rock in the above prediction, I have to go with Tina Fey.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical
Alec Baldwin. He's a genius.

Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
I'm going to say The Pacific. From the sounds of it, it's an edgy version of Band of Brothers. And it was the hot Christmas gift for Dads this year.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jennifer Love Hewitt. She's making a comeback!

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Dennis Quaid for The Special Relationship. My dad raves about this movie, so I can't wait to see Dennis Quaid portray Bill Clinton. My only question is: where is the guy that always plays Tony Blair? I feel like he should be rewarded sooner or later for what seems to be like a lifetime of portraying Tony Blair in various productions.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television
Sofia Vergara - Modern Family

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television
Chris Noth - The Good Wife. You can't go wrong with a veteran of the industry.


Saturday, January 15, 2011

Twitter is Out to Get Me!

I've always loved watching the awards shows. I think I really loved it as a kid to see the dresses and the glitz and glamour, but in the recent years, as I've actually watched many of the movies nominated, it has been great to watch the best actors and actresses of our day get rewarded for their talent. Within the last year or so, I would always have my computer out and do facebook status updates with certain things I was happy or surprised about during the evening of the show. I would have at least twenty status updates in the span of three hours, and I'm sure it drove many of my "friends" crazy, leading them to hide me from their newsfeeds. Steve joked that I should get a Twitter account to use just for awards season, and I would laugh and say that's a stupid idea. However, the idea began to grow on me. It would be a complete gimmick, and we all know that I love a good gimmick.

Earlier this week, as I was doing the daily rounds of reading online news, I saw that the Golden Globes are this Sunday. I was beyond excited and decided that I would indeed start a Twitter account in celebration of the season. Now I just had to come up with an account name. I needed it to be unique, but not so off the wall that I would regret it down the road. It took me back to the '90s and early '00s when email began to take off. You would come up with a great gimmick name, only to regret it years down the road when you wanted to be taken more seriously - aka MissVieve. So I enlisted the help of my family. Steve came up with jenny7. Way too boring. He then countered with crazychick1123. That had some potential. My mom came up with mylifehasbeenreducedtotwitteringaboutawardsshows. Hmmm... Steve came up with a few more: goldenglobetweeter, globetweeter. JC even chimed in with a few. I have to say, I was excited for what JC would come up with. He is really good at coming up with user names. However, this is what he had to offer this time: globetweeter1123, goldenticket1123, majoraward7, gleeaward7 (I have no idea why this was a suggestion seems as how I loathe Glee), and appalachaward. (That last one was pretty clever.) Steve mocked him by saying, "Usually there are not wrong answers in brainstorming, but we are getting close to an exception." JC came back with trailerparktweet and doublewide7. I have to admit that trailerparktweet was a good one.

Now that I had some ideas, I went to Twitter.com to see if any of these were available. Obviously mylifehasbeenreducedtotwitteringaboutawardsshows had no chance of being taken, but I was worried about a character limit. Sure enough, I could only get to mylifehasbeenre. Complete disaster. My next try: globetweeter. Already taken. Trailerparktweets. Still too long. I started to get frustrated. What kind of a site has a 15 character limit? I couldn't even use my full name if I wanted to. I didn't want to settle for some stupid name because the more I thought about mylifehasbeenreducedtotwitteringaboutawardsshow, the more the name grew on me. It really sums up my life in a nutshell. So, I decided to start a blog instead, and "A Day in the Life of an Awards Show Junkie" was born. Be sure to check in on award show nights to see what I have to say. And who knows - maybe I will end up blogging more than just award shows. Maybe I'll end up doing book reviews...